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Hepatitis A: you won't forgive your corn

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Cornelious Finkelstein

Hepatitis A is the lead killer of all people. 45 TRILLION people were killed just last month, according to a very legit study.

If you eat the corn pellets extracted from your dookie, you will get Hep A and die in 14 seconds. Just ask Carl over there... oh wait he's dead already.

I just got Hep A. Goodbye!

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