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Doctor removed brain instead of tonsils, still cured stones!

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Cornelious Finkelstein

Doctors have been known to make mistakes in the operating room - but not like this.

Jessica Miano, 24, only has 13.8 percent of her brain remaining after a routine surgery was botched in 2019. Doctors aimed their scalpels for her tonsils which were severely infected and spitting out stones faster than a BB gun. During the madness on the operating table, Miano's brain was removed by accident.

Although unlikely for such an event to happen, the doctor said, "How was I supposed to tell? Her brain was the same size as her tonsils!"

Miano has been living in a false reality ever since. She believes she was married just last month and is now trying to start a family. Her parents confirmed this is simply a delusion.


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